The top 5 reasons why kitties don’t make good sewing helpers

Last weekend I did some sewing for the first time in a while, and everything seemed to take longer than it used to. It took me some time to figure out why, but I’m here to present my findings. You see, I have a kitten named Princess Arjumond … and kittens do not make good sewing helpers. Here’s why:

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1. They don’t have thumbs. It’s really hard to sew without thumbs.

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2. Their idea of helping is “pushing ALL the things off the table.”

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3. They’d rather chew on your twigs than figure out how to incorporate them into a piece of textile art.

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4. Their cuteness is distracting!

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5. And finally … they always fall asleep on top of whatever tool you need to use the most.

But unhelpful kitty notwithstanding, I finished up my project! You can see it listed here, no thanks to Princess Arjumond.